Come into this quiet box, with hot water in a batter’d pewter jug,

Over whose beer-stain’d table are strewn many particles of crust;

Here, upon this wooden peg, hang up thy hat and Chesterfield,

Order a pint of stout, or a go of grog, and rest for half-an-hour.

Behold! I would stop a short time in this buzzing crowd of visitors,

Though wrapp’d up in a mackintosh, yet are the seams and pockets pervious;

But into the foam of this goodly glass I dip my beak,

And receive its contents as nectar, yet the tap is Barclay’s.

Under its cheerful influence I shall, before long, get loquacious,

And mingle the fashion of my speech with froth-built snatches of philosophy!