I would mention my nightcap, but soberly sad,

Society sneers that it’s rude.

Mrs. Sarah Hiccup now I hope will take care,

And return all the things that I send;

But trumpets of treachery tickle the air

Till I know not where Treason will end!

What if Ritualist robbers should recklessly join

My shirts, to make copes with, to seize;

Or the pattering Papist my parcel purloin

His priests so prehensile to please?