But also by that ridiculous creature the gnat—in Latin ’tis called culex pipiens.

Laughter was good for the gods of Homer; but we are not gods nor Homeric,

And laughter too audibly laughed betrays the void mind of the laugher.

Therefore, instead of cachinnating, I smile with supernal sarcasm

To think that a gnat should dare to flout the stringer of proverbial pearls

On silken threads of verse, strengthened and made indestructible

By wax from philosophy’s beehive warmed in the sun of experience;

But oh! Raptorial Bird! oh, vilest of all the culicides!

Emblems both of the critics, carnivorous and sharp-stinging reviewers,

I will be even with you now. I’ll fly, but not on waxen wings like silly Icarus—