We envy not such foolish gains,

In sweet content, old pipe of mine.

Ah! you have been a travelled pipe;

But now, of course, you're getting stale,

Just like myself, and rather ripe;

You've had your fill of cakes and ale,

And half-forgotten memories, too.

And all the pensive thoughts that twine

Around a past that, entre nous,

Has pleasant been, old pipe of mine.