The butt of a dead cigar you are bound to keep in your pocket,—

With never a new one to light tho' it's charred and black to the socket.

Open the old cigar-box,—let me consider a while,—

Here is a mild Manilla,—there is a wifely smile.

Which is the better portion,—bondage bought with a ring,

Or a harem of dusky beauties, fifty tied in a string?

Counsellors cunning and silent—comforters true and tried,

And never a one of the fifty to sneer at a rival bride.

Thought in the early morning, solace in time of woes,

Peace in the hush of the twilight, balm ere my eyelids close.