“I ritu a verse o na Molli o mi ne,
Asta lassa me pole, a lædis o fine;
I ne ver neu a niso ne at in mi ni is,
A manat a glans ora sito fer diis.
De armo lis abuti, hos face an hos nos is
As fer a sal illi, as reddas aro sis,
Ac is o mi Molli is almi de lite,
Illo verbi de, an illo verbi nite.”

At this the Dean settles the whole affair by—

“Apud in is almi de si re,
Mimis tres I ne ver re qui re;
Alo’ ver I findit a gestis,
His miseri ne ver at restis.”

Sydney Smith proposed as a motto for a well-known fish-sauce purveyor the following line from Virgil (Æn. iv. I):

Gravi jamdudum saucia curâ.”

When two students named Payne and Culpepper were expelled from college, a classmate wrote:

Pœnia perire potest; Culpa perennis est.”

And Dr. Johnson wrote the following epitaph on his cat:

Mi-cat inter omnes.”

A gentleman at dinner helped his friend to a potato, saying—“I think that is a good mealy one.” “Thank you,” was the reply, “it could not be melior.”