"Haud on for Dumferline!"
Quo the skipper, "My lord, this maunna be—
I'm king on this boat o' mine."
He tuik the helm intil his han';
He left the shore un er the lee;
Syne croodit sail, an', east an' south,
Stude awa richt oot to sea.
Quo the king, "Leise-majesty, I trow!
Here lies some ill-set plan.
'Bout ship!" Quo the skipper, "Yer grace