He opened one written by a Bittern, signed and crossed by many supporters. It ran as follows:—

“The undersigned declare that they have had enough of civil discords and of preliminary proceedings, and suggest that the white Blackbird should now be called upon to relate his history.”

“I like this petition,” said the Fox, “as it enables us to dispense with opening the others. The others may make a bonfire.”

No sooner said than done. They were burned.

HISTORY OF A WHITE BLACKBIRD.

HOW glorious and yet how pain­ful it is to be an ex­cep­tional Black­bird! I am not a fab­u­lous bird. M. de Buf­fon has des­cribed me. But, alas! I am of an ex­ceed­ing­ly rare type, very dif­fi­cult to find, and one that ought, I think, never to have existed.

My par­ents were worthy birds, who lived in an old out-of-the-way kit­chen-gar­den. Ours was a most ex­emp­lary home. While my mother laid reg­u­lar­ly three times a year, my father, though old and pet­u­lant, still grubbed round the tree in which she sat, bring­ing her the daint­i­est in­sect fare. When night closed round the scene, he nev­er missed sing­ing his well-known song, to the de­light of the neigh­bour­hood. No dom­est­ic grief, quar­rel, or cloud of any sort had marred this hap­py union.

Hardly had I left my shell, when my father, for the first time in his life, thoroughly lost his temper. Although I was of a doubtful grey, he neither recognised in me the colour nor the shape of his numerous posterity.

“This is a most doubtful child,” he used to say, as he cast a side glance at me, “neither white nor black, as dirty-looking as he seems ill-begotten.”