To roam near the pond!” then they pondered.

Old time softly paused o’er the home of this pair,

Nor grief nor perplexity haunted;

And when the meek husband asked “What shall I wear?”

“Plaid pants,” she replied, and he panted.

She, like a good wife, made his wardrobe her care;

(Neglecting it seemed to her wicked;)

So, when she brought linen, all shining and fair,

Saying “Wear this, dear Dick!” then he dickied.

And when a bright bud of divinity came,