Two brothers were walking together down the street, and one of them, stopping at a certain house, knocked at the door, observing: “I have a niece here, who is ill.” “Thank Heaven,” said the other, “I have no niece!” and he walked away. Now, how could that be?
“How is that man related to you?” asked one gentleman of another.
“Brother or sister I have none,
But that man’s father was my father’s son.”
Describe a cat’s clothing botanically.