Y dress, you'll aver, is Economy's own,
Designed with most exquisite taste;
From zone unto hem, and from tucker to zone,
You can't find a vestige of waist!

J. Ashby Sterry, in English Epigrams.

ORD PALMERSTON, during his last attack of gout, exclaimed, playfully, "Die, my dear doctor! That's the last thing I think of doing."

J. C. Jeaffreson, About Lawyers.

ON POVERTY.

E who in his pocket has no money
Should, in his mouth, be never without honey.

Epigrams in Distich.