F course you know the three reasons which take
men into society in London?" I said, after a pause.
"No, I don't. What are they?"
"Either to find a wife, or to look after one's wife, or to look after somebody else's."

L. Oliphant, Piccadilly.

ON ONE WHO HAD A LARGE NOSE AND SQUINTED.

HE reason why Doctor Dash squints, I suppose,
Is because his two eyes are afraid of his nose.

Anon., in Moore's Diary.

EVER attack whole bodies of any kind. Individuals forgive sometimes; but bodies and societies never do.