HEN Miss Callender, afterwards Mrs. Sheridan, published a novel, the hero of which commits forgery, that wicked wit, Sydney Smith, said he knew she was a Callender, but did not know till then that she was a Newgate Calendar.

Fanny Kemble, Record of a Girlhood.

N estate and beauty joined, are of an unlimited, nay, a power pontifical; make one not only absolute, but infallible. A fine woman's never in the wrong.

Lady Betty, in Cibber's Careless Husband.

THEOPHILUS.

HEN I'm drinking my tea
I think of my The;
When I'm drinking my coffee
I think of my Offee;
So, whether I'm drinking my tea or my coffee,
I'm always a-thinking of thee, my Theoffy.

Rogers, apud Moore.