To scamper thro’ bogs, or where prickly whins grow,

When I view them of pastimes so martial partaking,

Do I sicken with envy? O no, my love, no.

Array’d in full splendour, their arms brightly shining,

On guard or on picquet, when proudly they go,

(For the pleasures of permanent duty repining)

Do I sigh to go with them? O no, my love, no.

Or think you that, eager to quell rude disorder,

What time our brave heroes shall face the dread foe,

I’ve determin’d to serve under Mr Recorder,