Was top-tails tost over the seat:

Luke Carr had one eye clos’d entire;

And what is a serio-farce,

Poor Robin was cast on the fire,

His breeks torn and burnt off his a—e.

Oh, Robin! what argued thy speeches?

Disaster now makes thee quite mum;

Thy wit could not save the good breeches,

That mencefully cover’d thy bum:

To some slop-shop now thou may go trudging,