But being in a merry pin,

And to describe them did begin:—

Sandgate’s the devil’s besom sure,

With which oft times he sweeps the floor;

The air’s with glasshouse smoke infected,

Confusion of all kinds collected;

Nothing but murm’ring, noise, and swearing,

Shocks your conscience, grates your hearing.

The women black, red, tawny, grey,

Who seldom go to church to pray;