No soft flowing numbers must ravish the senses,

Whose soothing meanders a ditty would stain

A muse with such drowsy materials dispenses,

Whilst Grub-street’s quintessence will squeese from the brain:

How sweetly the strains

Must thrill thro’ the veins,

When Sandgate and Bedlam together combine;

Or “Oxygen Gas,”

From the pipe of an ass,

Rarifies the dence brains of our Bards of the Tyne.