BARBER’s NEWS:
OR,
Shields in an Uproar!!!
A New Song.
Tune—“O the golden Days of good Queen Bess.”
Great was the consternation, amazement, and dismay, Sir,
Which, both in North and South Shields, prevail’d the other day, Sir;
Quite panic-struck the natives were, when told by the barber,
That a terrible Sea Monster had got into the harbour.
“Have you heard the news Sir?” What news, pray master barber?
“Oh a terrible sea monster has got into the harbour!”