That Hercules slew,

Were Poverty—Calumny—Trouble—and Fear:

Such a club would you borrow,

To drive away sorrow,

Apply for a jorum of Newcastle beer.

Ye youngsters, so diffident, languid, and pale,

Whom love, like the cholic, so rudely infests;

Take a cordial of this, ’twill probatum prevail,

And drive the cur Cupid away from your breasts:

Dull whining despise,