And beat all the lasses at Haltwhistle Fair.

Miss Bouncer was so very loving and kind,

She smil’d in my face, while she drank up my wine;

Of punch and of cakes, oh my dear had her share,

And I paid expences at Haltwhistle Fair.

So kind and so loving, what less could I do,

Than buy the dear creature a fairing or two;

Some things that she fancied, I paid for I swear.

Says she, I shall oft think on Haltwhistle Fair.

With very good judgment, and very good sense,