Whilst Betty Watt, mut’ring (half drunk) thro’ her teeth,

Declar’d, “in her breest great consarn it inspir’d,

That my Lord should sae cullishly come by his deeth.”

Next a keelman was call’d on, Bold Archy his name,

Who the book as he kiss’d shew’d the whites of his eyes;

Then he cut an odd caper, attention to claim,

And this evidence gave them respecting Lord ’Size.

“Aw was setten the keel, wi’ Dick Stavers an’ Mat,

An’ the Mansion-hoose Stairs we were just alangside,

When we a’ three see’d sumthing, but didn’t ken what,