You’ll blush when belles you see.
Should you select a learned lass,
Impertinence must pall;
Or cull one from a vulgar class,
She balderdash will bawl:
If you adopt a daft town’s dame,
Her behests will be bold:
Or coax one of inferior fame,
She’ll curse, carouse, and scold.
Shun lofty looks, and language loud,