Hence home with due caution escorted
To free the fecundine from flouts.
At Alnwick, this pious imposter
And Betty have boarded their brats;
Where they keep a female to foster
Their moppets, and Matthew’s pit-rats.
The quorum confer’d a commission
Upon this canonical quack,
Expecting the learned logician
Contentions would quell garb’d in black.