Te them hus i’ th’ north were but ninnies.

But aw fand ma sel blonk’d when to Lunnun I gat,

The folks they a’ luck’d wishy washy;

For gould ye may howk ’till ye’re blind as a bat,

For their streets are like wors—brave and blashy!

’Bout Lunnun then, div’nt ye mak sic a rout,

There’s nouse there ma winkers to dazzle,

For a’ the fine things ye are gobbin about,

We can marra iv canny Newcassel.

A Cockney chep show’d me the Thames’ druvy feace,