It was things like this that made Luke want to burn, poison, or shoot Uncle Clem. He was not a bad man, Uncle Clem—a thick sandy chunk of a fellow, given to bright neckties and a jocosity that took no account of feelings. Shaped a little like a log, he was—back of his head and back of his neck—all of a width. Little lively green eyes and bristling red mustaches. A complexion a society bud might have envied. Why was it a butcher got so pink and white and sleek? Pork, that’s what Uncle Clem resembled, Luke thought—a nice, smooth, pale-fleshed pig, ready to be skinned.
His turn next! When crops and politics failed and the joke at poor Tom—Tom always giggled inordinately at it, too—had come off, there was sure to be the one about himself and the lame duck next. To divert himself of bored expectation, Luke turned to stare at his cousin, S’norta.
S’norta, sitting quietly in a chair across the room, was seldom known to be emotional. Indeed, there were times when Luke wondered whether she had not died in her chair. One had that feeling about S’norta, so motionless was she, so uncompromising of glance. She was very prosperous-looking, as became the heiress to the Cheesman meat business—a fat little girl of twelve, dressed with a profusion of ruffles, glass pearls, gilt buckles, and thick tawny curls that might have come straight from the sausage hook in her papa’s shop.
S’norta had been consecrated early in life to the unusual. Even her name was not ordinary. Her romantic mother, immersed in the prenatal period in the hair-lifting adventures of one Señorita Carmena, could think of no lovelier appellation when her darling came than the first portion of that sloe-eyed and restless lady’s title, which she conceived to be baptismal; and in due course she had conferred it, together with her own pronunciation, on her child. A bold man stopping in at Uncle Clem’s market, as Luke knew, had once tried to pronounce and expound the cognomen in a very different fashion; but he had been hustled unceremoniously from the place, and S’norta remained in undisturbed possession of her honors.
Now Luke was recalled from his contemplation by his uncle’s voice again. A lull had fallen and out of it broke the question Luke always dreaded.
“Nat, now!” said Uncle Clem, leaning forward, his thick fingers clutching his fat knees. “You ain’t had any news of him since quite a while ago, have you?” The wit that was so preponderable a feature of Uncle Clem’s nature bubbled to the surface. “Dunno but he’s landed in jail a spell back and can’t git out again!” The lively little eyes twinkled appreciatively.
Nobody answered. It set Maw’s mouth in a thin, hard line. You wouldn’t get a rise out of old Maw with such tactics—Maw, who believed in Nat, soul and body. Into Luke’s mind flashed suddenly a formless half prayer: “Don’t let ’em nag her now—make ’em talk other things!”
The Lord, in the guise of Aunt Mollie, answered him. For once, Nat and Nat’s character and failings did not hold her. She drew a deep breath and voiced something that claimed her interest:
“Well, Delia, I see you wasn’t out at the Bisbee’s funeral. Though I don’t s’pose anyone really expected you, knowin’ how things goes with you. Time was, when you was a girl, you counted in as big as any and traveled with the best; but now”—she paused delicately, and coughed politely with an appreciative glance round the poor room—“they ain’t anyone hereabouts but’s talkin’ about it. My land, it was swell! I couldn’t ask no better for my own. Fourteen cabs, and the hearse sent over from Rockville—all pale gray, with mottled gray horses. It was what I call tasty.
“Matty wasn’t what you’d call well-off—not as lucky as some I could mention; but she certainly went off grand! The whole Methodist choir was out, with three numbers in broken time; and her cousin’s brother-in-law from out West—some kind of bishop—to preach. Honest, it was one of the grandest sermons I ever heard! Wasn’t it, Clem?”