Fire scenes are sometimes dangerous; but with proper care they may be rendered comparatively safe. That they are not so hazardous as is generally supposed by the uninitiated beholder may be learned from the following description:—One of the most familiar fire scenes is that which occurs in the “Streets of New York,” in which a three-story house burns down, the roof caving in, the shutters falling, and the walls breaking with a wonderful appearance of realism. The house is painted on three separate pieces, the top one of which is swung from the flies; this constitutes the roof. Upon the second is painted half the wall, and it is joined to the bottom piece in an irregular zigzag line. The simple dropping in succession of these pieces to the stage produces the falling of roof and wall. The fire itself is represented by chemical red fire and powdered lycopodium used separately, the former to give a red glow and the latter to represent flames. The shutters, which are to fall, are fastened to the scene with a preparation called “quick watch.” This is made of powder, alcohol, and a lamp wick. The window frames and sashes are made of sheet iron, covered with oakum soaked in alcohol or naphtha. These sashes and frames are not fastened to the canvas scene at all, but are placed a short distance behind it on platforms. The quickest possible touch of flame ignites the oakum, and, in a moment, the fire runs round the sash, and nothing apparently is left but the blackened and charred wood. Steam is used to represent the smoke that issues from the crannies in the walls of the burning building; and an occasional crash, followed by the ignition of a little powder to produce a sudden puff of smoke, gives the spectator the idea of a falling rafter. Behind the entire scene is placed a very large endless towel, upon which is painted a mass of flames. This is kept in constant upward motion, and, when viewed through an open window in the house, gives a good idea of the supposed furnace raging within.

Selecting a Play.—The following excellent list of plays adapted for amateurs was published in the Queen some years since.

In 3 or More Acts.M.F.Remarks.
Babes in the Wood74
Don Cæsar de Bazan92Drama.
Game of Speculation94
Heir at Law103
Jealous Wife125
John Bull143
Ladies’ Battle52Robertson’s translation.
Love Chase107
New Men and Old Acres115
Palace of Truth65
Plot and Passion72Drama.
Pygmalion and Galatea54
Rivals84Five acts.
Society115
Still Waters Run Deep93Can be acted in a drawing-room.

Most of the above are beyond the talent and stage resources of any but the strongest amateur companies.

In 2 Acts.M.F.Remarks.
Bachelor of Arts82Good comedy.
Charles XII.72Very good dress piece.
Charles II.42Popular comedy and dress piece.
Court Cards54
Follies of a Night62
House and the Home33
Jacobite33
Liar43
Little Treasure53Very pathetic.
My Heart’s Idol73
Not a Bad Judge92Capital for amateurs.
Our Wife72Good dress piece.
Paul Pry72
Secret Agent83The best dress piece for amateurs.
Sweet Hearts22
Time Tries All62
Who Killed Cock Robin?22
Wonderful Woman63Very popular.
Woodcock’s Little Game43Capital light comedy.
In 1 Act.
Area Belle32
As Like as Two Peas32A little vulgar.
A.S.S.32
B.B.42
Bamboozling63
Betsy Baker22
Birthplace of Podgers73
Boots at the Swan44Very sparkling.
Book the Third21French Proverbe.
Box and Cox21
Box and Cox Married33
Brown and the Brahmins47Burlesque.
Comical Countess31
Conjugal Lesson11A little vulgar.
Cool as a Cucumber32
Cozy Couple22
Creatures of Impulse43Burlesque.
Cup of Tea41French Proverbe.
Cut off with a Shilling21
Day After the Wedding32
Dead Shot52
Deaf as a Post44
Dearest Mama43
Delicate Ground21Light comedy.
Diamond Cut Diamond71
Done on Both Sides32Acts well in a drawing-room.
Double Bedded Room33
Doubtful Victory32
Dumb Belle32
Eclipsing the Sun32
Eton Boy32
Faint Heart Never Won Fair Lady62Pretty dress piece.
Fitz Smyth62Funny.
Give a Dog a Bad Name22
Grimshaw Bradshaw Bagshawe42Funny.
Happy Pair11Sparkling Proverbe.
He Lies Like Truth52Very funny.
He’s a Lunatic32Very amusing.
His Excellency42
Household Fairy11Proverbe.
Ici on Parle Français34Popular, but difficult.
Irish Tutor42
John Dobbs52Capital for amateurs.
Lend me Five Shillings52Funny.
Little Toddlekins38Almost the best farce for amateurs.
Loan of a Lover42
Love and Rain11Pretty Proverbe.
Love Laughs at Locksmiths66
Mad as a Hatter52
Morning Call11Proverbe.
Mummy62
My Heart’s Idol73
My Preserver55
Nice Firm82
Nice Quiet Day53
Night at Notting Hill32Funny.
Nine Points of the Law43
No. 1 round the Corner20Good two-character piece.
Only a Halfpenny22Funny.
Our Clerks84
Pacha of Pimlico62Funny extravaganza.
Perfection32Easy and pretty little piece.
Phenomenon in a Smock Frock42Mathews’ piece.
Pipkin’s Rustic Retreat53
Poor Pillicoddy23Very funny.
Pork Chops31Extravaganza.
Quiet Family44
Raising the Wind63Capital old farce.
Regular Fix64Very good light comedy.
Retained for the Defence51Difficult.
Rifle, and How to Use it43
Rough Diamond42Popular farce.
School for Coquettes33
Sheep in Wolf’s Clothing74Pretty drama.
Slasher and Crasher52
Slowtop’s Engagements22Light comedy.
Spectre Bridegroom72One of the most telling of farces.
Spitalfields Weaver41Telling.
Taming a Tiger30
Thumping Legacy71Very funny.
To Oblige Benson32
To Parents and Guardians173
To Paris and Back for £597Funny, but a little vulgar.
Too Much for Good Nature47
Trying it On33Very good indeed for a drawing-room.
Turkish Bath52
Turn Him Out32
Tweedleton’s Tail Coat42
Twice Killed63
Two Bonnycastles33
Two Flats and a Sharp12Pretty comedy.
Two in the Morning20Best farce for two males.
Uncle’s Will21Very sparkling.
Unwarrantable Intrusion20
Under the Rose22Good.
Vandyke Brown33Good farce.
Whitebait at Greenwich32Popular, but difficult.
Who Speaks First?32
Your Life’s in Danger33

First catch your actors, then choose your play. In other words, fit your available square men into a square piece, and do not try and pare them down to the exigencies of a round one. As a rule dramatic talent and ambition is more common among the emotional than among the sterner sex. Women, too, adapt themselves more easily to any part. Also, their range of parts is narrower. It is easier to make people laugh than to cry, and they also prefer being amused to being harrowed. Of course low comedy is just as difficult as a higher line, but a feeble imitation passes muster better than in the serious parts. Englishmen are less averse to playing the fool in a fool’s part than risking an exhibition of deeper feeling. It is easy, therefore, to group your lesser lights round the central low comedy man, reflecting his genial glow, more or less, according to their several abilities, and to graft upon the whole a farce. A farce need not be vulgar. A farce, too, like charity, covers a multitude of sins in the way of dress, properties, or scenery. Almost any incongruity of the former is allowable, and any makeshift or hitch in the latter can be carried off by a ready wit. But supposing comic talent to be altogether absent in your company, you will probably find the “old man” element predominating. The younger, better looking, and more stalwart the individual the more convinced he will be that his strong point is the impersonation of old men. Yet old men’s parts are difficult. The very make up in anything but the broadest farce is a work of art in itself, and the gait, the tone of voice, the laugh, the down sitting, and the up-rising must never be lost sight of for a moment. Usually, too, the old man character is an adjunct rather than the central figure in a piece, and does not bear upon his shoulders the burden and heat of the day. Yet in skilful hands it is capable of unlimited expansion, and with weaker vessels can, at worst, but sink to the level of low comedy.

Of all the parts most difficult to fill that of the lover is the worst. Like good tenors, there are not enough stage lovers brought into the world. Englishmen are so shy, so afraid of making themselves ridiculous by exhibiting sentiment and emotion. They are not given to making love particularly prettily in real life, much less upon the boards. The result in amateur circles is generally a stick. All the same, the lover is an absolute necessity in most plays, and must be procured somehow or other.