Boss of the siction wuz Finnigin;
Whiniver the kyars got offen the thrack
An' muddled up things t' th' divil an' back,
Finnigin writ it to Flannigan,
Afther the wrick wuz all on agin.
That is, this Finnigin
Repoorted to Flannigan.
Whin Finnigin furst writ to Flannigan
He writ tin pages—did Finnigin.
An' he tould jist how the smash occurred—