P.—How, then?

S.—Alderman.

P.—Ah, yes. That’s the way I was just agoing to spell it.

S.—Spell Common Council?

P.—Komon Kounsil.

S.—No, sir. It is spelt Common Council.

P.—Is it possible?

S.—Yes. And now spell municipal?

P.—Dam if I don’t give that up; for, although I have been a member of the municiple government, I nover could spell that awful word without looking at the dictionary two or three times; and it always took me a mighty long time to find municiple, even in the dictionary. Now, do try me on some easier word than that,—won’t you, Mr. Branch?

S.—Spell Mayor?