“‘Bout an hour, I expect,” Simmons replied, having first of all repeated the question in his own mind. And then he opened the parlour door.
“Ah,” said Ford, looking about him, “you’ve bin pretty comf’table. Them chairs an’ things,” jerking his pipe toward them, “was hers—mine, that is to say, speakin’ straight, and man to man.” He sat down, puffing meditatively at his pipe, and presently, “Well,” he continued, “‘ere I am agin, ol’ Bob Ford, dead an’ done for—gone down in the Mooltan. On’y I ain’t done for, see?” And he pointed the stem of his pipe at Simmons’s waistcoat. “I ain’t done for, ‘cause why? Cons’kence o’ bein’ picked up by a ol’ German sailin’-’utch an’ took to ‘Frisco ‘fore the mast. I’ve ‘ad a few years o’ knockin’ about since then, an’ now”—looking hard at Simmons—“I’ve come back to see my wife.”
“She—she don’t like smoke in ‘ere,” said Simmons, as it were at random.
“No, I bet she don’t,” Ford answered, taking his pipe from his mouth and holding it low in his hand. “I know ‘Anner. ‘Ow d’ you find ‘er? Do she make ye clean the winders?”
“Well,” Simmons admitted, uneasily, “I—I do ‘elp ‘er sometimes, o’ course.”
“Ah! An’ the knives too, I bet, an’ the bloomin’ kittles. I know. W’y”—he rose and bent to look behind Simmons’s head—“s’ ‘elp me, I b’lieve she cuts yer ‘air! Well, I’m dammed! Jes’ wot she would do, too.”
He inspected the blushing Simmons from divers points of vantage. Then he lifted a leg of the trousers hanging behind the door. “I’d bet a trifle,” he said, “she made these ‘ere trucks. No-body else ‘ud do ‘em like that. Damme! they’re wuss’n wot you’ve got on.”
The small devil began to have the argument all its own way. If this man took his wife back perhaps he’d have to wear those trousers.
“Ah,” Ford pursued, “she ain’t got no milder. An’, my davy, wot a jore!”
Simmons began to feel that this was no longer his business. Plainly, ‘Anner was this other man’s wife, and he was bound in honour to acknowledge the fact. The small devil put it to him as a matter of duty.