"That's all right; you may think so, but I've got inside information."
ADJOINING LAND
A man soliciting aid for foreign missions, was refused with the reply: "I don't believe in foreign missions. I want what I give to benefit my neighbors."
"Well," rejoined the caller, "whom do you regard as your neighbors?"
"Why, those around me."
"Do you mean those whose land joins yours?"
"Yes."
"How much land do you hold?"
"About five hundred acres."
"And how far through the earth do you think you own?"