WAS HE ANSWERED?
A Bishop in full robes of office, with his gown reaching to his feet, was teaching a Sunday-school class. At the close he said he would be glad to answer any questions.
A little hand went up, and he asked:
"Well, my boy?"
"Can I ask?" said the boy.
"Certainly," said the Bishop, "what is it?"
"Well," asked the boy, "is dem all you've got on, or do you wear pants under dem?"
NOT THAT KIND OF EGG
A vegetarian sitting next to a stranger in a restaurant before long took occasion to advertise his creed by telling him that all meat was injurious, and that the human diet should be strictly vegetarian.
"But," replied the stranger, "I seldom eat meat."