"Do you take children's pictures?"
"Yes, certainly."
"How much do you charge?"
"Three dollars a dozen."
"Well," said the woman, sorrowfully, "I'll have to see you again. I've only got eleven."
NONE TO INJURE
It is told of a certain normal school professor, that a student once asked him whether peroxiding the hair is injurious to the brain.
"No," replied the professor, positively.
"Why, I've heard it is," said the student.
"No," repeated the professor. "Any person who peroxides the hair hasn't any brain to injure."