"Oh, yes," replied the nurse, "it was very lovely, ma'am, but don't you think it's an awful way to spend the Sabbath?"
PAY INCREASED TO $4 RIGHT AWAY
The boss was bending over a table, looking at the directory. The new office boy slipped up quietly and poked a note into his hand. The surprised boss opened it and read:
"Honored Sir--Yer pants is ripped."
OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES
"Why, Mabel," said a mother to her four-year-old daughter, "you've got one of your stockings on wrong side out."
"I put it on that way," explained the little miss, "'cause there's a hole on the other side."
FOR ALL POSSIBLE EMERGENCIES
"This is glorious!" exclaimed the fair maid, as the automobile struck a smooth stretch of country road, and the young man let the machine go at full speed. "But who are those two men that have been following us in a runabout all morning?"
"Never mind them," he replied. "One is the repair man, and the other's the surgeon."