BRAIN TICKLER
One of these fleas has been magnified 439 times, the other 438½ times. Which was originally the larger? Take 39 seconds in which to do this.
MISCELLANEOUS
Dr. Ailment’s Post Box
Question: Dear Doc: What can be done to keep up one’s hair when it is not entirely grown out?—A. M. T. B. D. B. I.
Answer: Cut it off, my dears.
Question: Dear Doc: What can be done for eye-strain caused by drawing maps of the Aegean Sea?—Sophomore Class.
Answer: Don’t do ’em. You will flunk anyway.