Or some such nonsense as connubial bliss,

Or changing your title “Mrs.” from “Miss;”

But that’s prosaical.

To give you advice, I’d never presume;—

Incompetence may be the reason for that;—

To wish you long life and a blest happy home

Is aged and stale, exhausted and flat,

And excruciatingly formal.

Now, what to do I do not know,

Or how to make my paragraph;