And I’ll tackle the knoll by myself!

I’ll lay down my life for my country,

For old England, the land of the free;

And you’ll find that the bloke called Horatius

Was only a trifle to me!”

Then I shook hands with all the battalion

(There were only thirteen of us left),

And they cheered me again till the foemen

Must have thought us of senses bereft.

And I gathered my arms and my rations,