And rebounded—and blew up a Turk!

You doubt it? Well, if you want proof, sir,

The truth of this tale to endorse,

Here’s the biscuit—that dent in the middle

Is where the shell struck it, of course!

Ah, yes, ’twas a terrible moment;

I was then slightly wounded, ’tis true—

Just a bayonet stab in the gizzard

And a crack from a bullet or two.

But I gathered new strength for the conflict,