E is for Eye-wash, a wonderful lotion,
Employed by the man who is keen on promotion.
F is the Fool who got caught in a trap,
By pulling the tail of a mule in a sap.
G is the General devising a strafe,
And cursing his highly incompetent staff.
H is the wretched unfortunate Hill,
Bombarded and mined but impregnable still.
I’s the Intelligence officer who
Is said to exist at G.H.Q.