T’s the Telephonist cutting off stations
In the midst of important conversations.
U is the Uniform made for the wenches,
Slightly deranged by a day in the trenches.
V is the Victory talked of by editors,
Who wish to get rid of importunate creditors.
Note.—This illustration has had
to be postponed pending a
final statement by Mr. Hilaire
Belloc as to the date of the
certain exhaustion of German
resources.
W stands for the various Wiles
The Germans employ to keep Turkey in smiles.
