There’s only tea for tea.

We can take our “iron rations,”

Tho’ they ’and ’em out like ’Ell,

An’ we’d charge the blankey Turkeys

Thro’ a cataract of shell!

But wot narks us more than any

Is to ’ear the sergeant say:

“The sea’s too rough to land our stores;

There ain’t no jam to-day!

When we’re stuck up in the trenches,