EXCHANGE.—Corporal would exchange a wristlet watch (not going) for a spring mattress or a tin of MacConochie’s Rations.
WANTED.—Some nice girls to stroll with on the Engineers’ North Pier.
WANTED.—Fifty thousand Turkish prisoners for wharf-lumping, road-making, and building officers’ dug-outs. Plenty of permanent work for men of right stamp. Apply any beach fatigue party—Australian N. Z. Army Corps.
FULL private wishes to buy guide book to London. Places safe from Zeppelin to be marked with a cross.
TO LET.—Nice dug-out on the skyline. Owner leaving for field hospital.