As seldom trouble the heads of mayors or kings.

What of the mayor of Doncaster, I pray?

Sir he received a letter t'other day;

Judge, readers, judge, what huge surprize

Stretch'd like a brace of moons his eyes,

Judge, how he gaped for joy, for breath,

And show'd the ruins of his teeth;

Judge, how his head sublimer grew,

Judge, how his shoulders widen'd too,

Judge, how he swung his arms about,