As the Londoners do if they teaze ye,

But your passion keep down as well as you can,

And say—Jemmy Johnson squeeze me."

"Lord, father, do you take me for a fool,

That was in Yorkshire born and bred, man;

I'm not to be done by the London chaps,

As long as I've eyes in my head, man;

And should they think for to go to contrive

With their cunning and tricks to tease me,

I, as well as they, know how many beans make five