Thinking for me to nicely trepan, sir;

For you see I being drest in my best,

She called me a handsome young man, sir;

"And sir, if along with me you'll go," says she,

"I think as how I should so please ye."

So I went—and I gave her the two bad shillings,

If I didn't—Jemmy Johnson squeeze me.

Then a stranger came up, says he, "My dear friend,

I'm glad in London to meet you;

Do you know me?" says he—says I, "Very well,