He lewks sa grand an big,

That little durst ya pool his noas,

Ur lug his twisted wig.

Pratly, reyt pratly, ovver t'floor,

A tep e toas ye walk,

An hod yur breeath for varry awe,

An whisper when ya tauk.

There's that abaht him, bud I knaw'nt

Nut reytly hah ta say't,

That maks ya feel as small as thieves