If you're passing Hyde Park only stop;

Faith it's there that you'll stare with surprise,

At Prince Albert's Curiosity Shop.

For the first day the charge is a guinea,

For those that have guineas to pay,

But I dont think I'll be such a ninny

As throw my good money away;

On the next day the charge is five shillings,

But the queen wont be there I'll be bound,

For altho' she's got plenty of money