A. C. Dunbar—I will increase my efficiency—(power to produce)—by studying, plus analyzing, plus determination, plus application, equals increased efficiency.
J. Whalley—That every business act of mine will be executed with the full belief that it is for the best interest of the firm.
Saml. Drennan—To continue placing more confidence in the washboard than in the Ouija board.
I. N. Cognito—Not to engage any more handsome looking salesgirls, as those I now have are all engaged—and may get married.
W. R. Ogston—One of my resolutions for the New Year will be to govern my actions, thought and speech towards my fellowmen by the well-known principle of "The Golden Rule" and to do my work in such a way that at the close of each day I may feel that I have accomplished something.
Winnipeg Moustache Club
Semi-Annual Report
Just prior to the closing of the outfit ending January 31st, 1920, a careful inventory discloses the following state of affairs. The showing is not entirely satisfactory, but it is felt that some progress is being made.
Moustaches on Hand—None.
Moustaches on Upper Lip—Twenty divided among the following "heads of stocks": Messrs. Frankish, Goody, Grant, Moore (tailoring), Lade, Fuller, Hughes, Lackie, Weeden, Blowers, Leveque, Dickens, Harrison, Hardiman, Keeley, Chambers, Duckneau, Breitner, Clark, Pugsley (?).