There I met an old man
That would not say his prayers;
I took him by the left leg,
And threw him down stairs.
THE MAN AND HIS CALF
THERE was an old man,
And he had a calf,
And that's half;
He took him out of the stall,
And put him on the wall,
And that's all.
RIDE A COCK-HORSE
Ride a cock-horse
To Banbury Cross,
To see what Tommy can buy;
A penny white loaf,
A penny white cake,
And a twopenny apple-pie.