SOME LADIES
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Some ladies now make pretty songs, And some make pretty nurses; Some men are great at righting wrongs And some at writing verses. Frederick Locker-Lampson. |
ON A SENSE OF HUMOUR
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He cannot be complete in aught Who is not humorously prone; A man without a merry thought Can hardly have a funny-bone. Frederick Locker-Lampson. |
ON HEARING A LADY PRAISE A CERTAIN REV. DOCTOR'S EYES
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I cannot praise the Doctor's eyes; I never saw his glance divine; He always shuts them when he prays, And when he preaches he shuts mine. George Outram. |