XV

JUNIORS

PRIOR TO MISS BELLE'S APPEARANCE

What makes you come here fer, Mister,
So much to our house?—Say?
Come to see our big sister!—
An' Charley he says 'at you kissed her
An' he ketched you, thuther day!—
Didn' you, Charley?—But we p'omised Belle
And crossed our heart to never to tell—
'Cause she gived us some o' them-er
Chawk'lut-drops 'at you bringed to her!
Charley he's my little b'uther—
An' we has a-mostest fun,
Don't we, Charley?—Our Muther,
Whenever we whips one-anuther,
Tries to whip us—an' we run
Don't we, Charley?—An' nen, bime-by,
Nen she gives us cake—an' pie—
Don't she, Charley?—when we come in
An' p'omise never to do it agin!
He's named Charley.—I'm Willie
An' I'm got the purtiest name!
But Uncle Bob he calls me "Billy"—
Don't he, Charley?—'Nour filly
We named "Billy," the same
Ist like me! An' our Ma said
'At "Bob put foolishnuss into our head!"—
Didn' she, Charley?—An' she don't know
Much about boys!—'Cause Bob said so!

Baby's a funniest feller!
Naint no hair on his head—
Is they, Charley? It's meller
Wite up there! An' ef Belle er
Us ask wuz we that way, Ma said,—
"Yes; an' yer Pa's head wuz soft as that,
An' it's that way yet!"—An' Pa grabs his hat
An' says, "Yes, childern, she's right about Pa—
'Cause that's the reason he married yer Ma!"
An' our Ma says 'at "Belle couldn'
Ketch nothin 'at all but ist 'bows!'"
An' Pa says 'at "you're soft as puddun!"—
An Uncle Bob says "you're a good-un—
'Cause he can tell by yer nose!"—
Didn' he, Charley? And when Belle'll play
In the poller on th' pianer, some day,
Bob makes up funny songs about you,
Till she gits mad—like he wants her to!
Our sister Fanny, she's 'leven
Years old. 'At's mucher 'an I
Ain't it, Charley?... I'm seven!—
But our sister Fanny's in Heaven!
Nere's where you go ef you die!—
Don't you, Charley? Nen you has wings
Ist like Fanny!—an' purtiest things!—
Don't you, Charley? An' nen you can fly
Ist fly—an' ever'thing!... Wisht I'd die!
James Whitcomb Riley.

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL

There was a little girl,
And she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good
She was very, very good,
And when she was bad she was horrid.

One day she went upstairs,
When her parents, unawares,
In the kitchen were occupied with meals
And she stood upon her head
In her little trundle-bed,
And then began hooraying with her heels.
Her mother heard the noise,
And she thought it was the boys
A-playing at a combat in the attic;
But when she climbed the stair,
And found Jemima there,
She took and she did spank her most emphatic.
Unknown.

THE NAUGHTY DARKEY BOY

There was a cruel darkey boy,
Who sat upon the shore,
A catching little fishes by
The dozen and the score.
And as they squirmed and wriggled there,
He shouted loud with glee,
"You surely cannot want to live,
You're little-er dan me."
Just then with a malicious leer,
And a capacious smile,
Before him from the water deep
There rose a crocodile.
He eyed the little darkey boy,
Then heaved a blubbering sigh,
And said, "You cannot want to live,
You're little-er than I."

The fishes squirm and wriggle still,
Beside that sandy shore,
The cruel little darkey boy,
Was never heard of more.
Unknown.